He-Man Opens Up For Phantom Planet @ Irving Plaza

29 06 2009

This week, He-Man was spotted hanging out in front of the legendary Irving Plaza.

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Scoping it out.

Apparently His band CyberNeck is opening up for pop favorite Phantom Planet soon. He-Man’s attempt at crossing over to rock and roll has been met with hesitant cynicism, but let me say if He can crush a guitar solo the same way he can a skull, well then sign me up.

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SPECIAL WELLNESS REPORT: He-Man Turns Urban Jungle Into Fitness Center

16 06 2009

Today, He-Man was spotted working out on 23rd street. Not at the New York Sports Club, but rather at trendy new gym, Sidewalk.

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Doing some reps.

Apparently He was invited to christen it’s brand new machines, including the “Construction Pull-Up Bars” and the “Really Heavy Trash Can Weights”. 

He was spotted by hunter Josh, who He gave a “thumbs up” to after completing his 80,000th pushup.

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After completing His work out, the gym is now open for free to all resident New Yorkers and visiting tourists.

 

If YOU have a He-Man sighting, send it to FindHeMan@Gmail.com!





He-Man’s Giant Muscles Make Venti Starbucks Cup Look Like A Tall

23 02 2009

This morning, He-Man was spotted walking out of Starbucks on 23rd and 3rd. It appeared He was handling a tall Starbucks cup.

BUT HE WASN’T.

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Upon closer inspection by our team of photo analysts, He-Man is carrying a Venti size Starbucks cup. You see, His muscles are just so large and scary that in comparison, this giant Starbucks cup looks two sizes smaller.

Just take that cup in your mind and put it in the hand of that guy with a messenger bag behind Him. Looks bigger right? Right.

Also, we thought that was a mini cooper behind Him, but apparently that is in fact a bus.

If YOU have any He-Man sightings, send them to FindHeMan@Gmail.com!